A blog about my life, fitness and fun! (...and maybe a few cat pictures...)

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Wednesday, July 3, 2019

I chipped my tooth!

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Guys! When I was on my super duper fun beach vacation with my girls, I chipped my tooth! It's one of my front teeth and it's on the inside. It didn't hurt when it happened because it was apparently just a bit of the enamel that broke off.

The chip is barely noticeable, thank goodness. I will be honest, I was a bit freaked out until I called the dentist and they said they would be able to fix it for me. In fact, they want to fix it $$$$$ because the tooth is more likely to decay if it stays damaged. I have an appointment in a couple days, so it will be as good as new!

I know what you are wondering: "Megan, just how drunk were you and what were you doing that you managed to chip a tooth!?"

So here is a fun game! Below are 5 choices on how I chipped my tooth. One of the choices is correct, the other choices were made up by my girlfriends!

Scenario 1: While in the kitchen preparing a delicious quiche lunch for my friends, I was trying to cut ham with a dull knife. In my efforts, I slipped and chipped my tooth on the counter.

Scenario 2: In my constant quest for "outer order, inner calm", I found myself vacuuming our Air BnB one evening. When I leaned down to unplug the vacuum, I chipped my tooth on the table beside the outlet.

Scenario 3: While relaxing on the beach, an airborne beach umbrella whacked me on the back of the head and slammed my tooth into my cup just as I was about to take a sip.

Scenario 4: In the middle of the night, I heard my roommate making some interesting noises. I realized she had brought home a hot lifeguard! While trying to sneak out of the room, I chipped my tooth on the bunk bed, thus interrupting the coitus going on in the next bunk.

Scenario 5: While day drinking on the beach, the hottest lifeguard walked past just as I was bringing my cup to my mouth.

Also, I know you are wanting a picture of this chipped tooth. But I promise it is not that noticeable, and every time I try to take a picture it comes out very unflattering!
Scenario 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5!!??
Winners get bragging rights!!!!


  1. I bet you were speed vacuuming!

    I have a little chip on my front tooth from eating a perfectly soft muffin on the train into work one day. A muffin! The dentist is going to file it down eventually, it just doesn't really bother me.

  2. Okay, so even though I know you told me this I'm going to see how much I can remember. Of course I was in a sobbing stupor so my mind was probably all boggled. Was it #2?

  3. I'm voting on #3. I also just chipped my front tooth! Mine is noticeable, but I haven't been to the dentist yet. I already chipped it once biting sideways on a fork while I was eating a salad (DOH!!). My dentist said it was OK. But just recently I bit down really hard on a spoon and it chipped more. UGH. Sad confession, I was eating frosting from a container with that spoon. Shameful. Your trip sounded fun!

    1. Not shameful at all! You better go get that tooth fixed though!

  4. I say #3. I'd stick to that one regardless as that's the only one where you can blame it completely on someone else. Ha.