A couple weeks ago, our power went out, so we ordered pizza and actually sat at the table and talked instead of what we normally do... eat on the couch while watching Colbert!
I took the opportunity to
**Note: This is supposed to be funny! ENJOY! Also, I said right in the beginning I wasn't going to post it but I got permission to do so!
M: I'm not gonna post this.
M: Okay, so what makes you decide, "Oh, I'm gonna go read Megan's blog?
P: Either you tell me to or or I just see it in my bookmarks bar and I think, "Hmmm I haven't read this in two weeks, I should go read her blog real quick." So, I'd say about every three weeks I read it.
M: And do you read every single post or do you just read the one that was posted that day.
P: I usually scroll and see what's interesting and read that, maybe scroll down to another one that's interesting, like maybe if we did something together that weekend.
M: So you want to read ones about you?
P: Yeah, if it was an eventful weekend I do like to go back and see.
M: Are there any that interest you that don't have to do with you? It sounds like you like the Weekend Wrap Ups. Are there any other posts besides ones about our day to day life that you like?
P: Hmmm... I can't think of a particular example.
M: What about my Weekly Workout Recaps? What do you think of those?
P: Not a big fan because you usually tell me about your workouts anyway.
M: I don't tell you what I do! Unless it's really big I tell you.
P: Yeah, but it's just not something I'm extremely interested in.
M: No one is. No one reads those. They're for me, so I can look back and see what I did. Plus it gives me one day of content. Since I post every day, that gives me one day that is free... just write about what I did.
P: Yeah, so like if I had a blog and I wrote about fantasy football two days a week, those are the ones you would skip over.
M: Mmmhmm. But I would skim through those posts just to see if you were happy or sad about fantasy football. Now, did you ever read something on my blog that you didn't know about and you thought, "Aw, I wish I would have tuned in to that and been there for her?"
P: No. I guess I don't read it enough to see-
M: So you don't care?
P: No! It's just I never read anything where I thought, "Oh, I didn't realize that happened."
M: Were you ever mad about something you read?
M: I guess you don't read enough.
P: I guess not! I mean, mad at the purpose of your blog or mad about what you wrote?
M: Mad at me.
P: No. I guess I better start reading it if I have to worry about that!
M: Now, some people might think it's weird that my husband doesn't read my blog. What do you have to say about that?
P: I don't read MGR because I live MGR.
M: You don't! I write about shit that is just in my brain. You don't live my brain!
P: And I get to live things your readers don't get to live. It goes both ways. That, and I don't like to read that much.
P: I generally don't read! I don't! I don't read! I can read! But I don't read.
P: Listen, I'm trying to eat my pizza right now.
M: I kind of want to just post this. Would you let me?
M: I don't know if we're going to have our gross chewing sounds on this. I might have to transcribe it.
P: We'll listen to it and see.
Does your husband read your blog?