Guys! When I was on my super duper fun beach vacation with my girls, I chipped my tooth! It's one of my front teeth and it's on the inside. It didn't hurt when it happened because it was apparently just a bit of the enamel that broke off.
The chip is barely noticeable, thank goodness. I will be honest, I was a bit freaked out until I called the dentist and they said they would be able to fix it for me. In fact, they want to fix it $$$$$ because the tooth is more likely to decay if it stays damaged. I have an appointment in a couple days, so it will be as good as new!
I know what you are wondering: "Megan, just how drunk were you and what were you doing that you managed to chip a tooth!?"
So here is a fun game! Below are 5 choices on how I chipped my tooth. One of the choices is correct, the other choices were made up by my girlfriends!
Scenario 1: While in the kitchen preparing a delicious quiche lunch for my friends, I was trying to cut ham with a dull knife. In my efforts, I slipped and chipped my tooth on the counter.
Scenario 2: In my constant quest for "outer order, inner calm", I found myself vacuuming our Air BnB one evening. When I leaned down to unplug the vacuum, I chipped my tooth on the table beside the outlet.
Scenario 3: While relaxing on the beach, an airborne beach umbrella whacked me on the back of the head and slammed my tooth into my cup just as I was about to take a sip.
Scenario 4: In the middle of the night, I heard my roommate making some interesting noises. I realized she had brought home a hot lifeguard! While trying to sneak out of the room, I chipped my tooth on the bunk bed, thus interrupting the coitus going on in the next bunk.
Scenario 5: While day drinking on the beach, the hottest lifeguard walked past just as I was bringing my cup to my mouth.
Also, I know you are wanting a picture of this chipped tooth. But I promise it is not that noticeable, and every time I try to take a picture it comes out very unflattering!
Also, I know you are wanting a picture of this chipped tooth. But I promise it is not that noticeable, and every time I try to take a picture it comes out very unflattering!
Scenario 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5!!??
Winners get bragging rights!!!!
Winners get bragging rights!!!!
I bet you were speed vacuuming!
ReplyDeleteI have a little chip on my front tooth from eating a perfectly soft muffin on the train into work one day. A muffin! The dentist is going to file it down eventually, it just doesn't really bother me.
What a muffin!!!
DeleteOkay, so even though I know you told me this I'm going to see how much I can remember. Of course I was in a sobbing stupor so my mind was probably all boggled. Was it #2?
ReplyDeleteI'll let you know tomorrow!
DeleteI'm voting on #3. I also just chipped my front tooth! Mine is noticeable, but I haven't been to the dentist yet. I already chipped it once biting sideways on a fork while I was eating a salad (DOH!!). My dentist said it was OK. But just recently I bit down really hard on a spoon and it chipped more. UGH. Sad confession, I was eating frosting from a container with that spoon. Shameful. Your trip sounded fun!
ReplyDeleteNot shameful at all! You better go get that tooth fixed though!
DeleteI'm going with scenario 2!
ReplyDeleteWhat, me, vacuuming!? Hahahahha!
DeleteI say #3. I'd stick to that one regardless as that's the only one where you can blame it completely on someone else. Ha.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
DeleteTomorrow hahaha!
ReplyDelete