Twas
the night before Christmas, and all was not quiet
All
the creatures were stirring- the cats were on a diet!
The
stockings were hung in the kitchen with care,
Chrissy
and Jelly were prowling.... they are quite the pair!
My
husband was nestled all snug in the basement,
Playing
guitar and burning some candles so fragrant.
And
me in my reindeer PJs so cozy
Relaxed
on the couch, cheeks bright and rosy.
When
out in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,
I
sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
When
what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But
two kitty cats acting so cavalier
Chrissy
had opened the cupboard door,
He
cried and meowed- begging for more.
And
Jelly just stared with bright precious eyes,
That
said, "Please give me food!" and I had to sympathize...
"Now
Chrissy! Now Jelly! You're going to be fine!
It's
only ten o'clock and you just ate at nine!"
"Don't
let them dupe you!" Paul called from below.
"There's
no way they're hungry. They're putting on a show."
And
so I bent down and gave them a kiss,
Their
antics are always so hard to resist.
After
all, my dear readers, it was Christmas Eve,
They
deserve something special, I do believe.
Quietly, cautiously, ever so discrete,
I
sneaked to the cupboard and got out the treats.
The
cats excitedly puffed out their tails
And
within seconds gobbled their treats- diets derailed.
But holidays are a time to relax and recharge,
to
not worry about calories, protein and carbs.
Tomorrow
the kitties will get back on track,
Their
hard work not ruined by one midnight snack.
Chrissy and Jelly were now so content,
They
purred with delight and off to bed they went.
But
I heard them exclaim, as they sneaked out of sight,
"Merry
Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
I laughed so hard reading this. Sounds like my dogs - they try to trick me into thinking I haven't fed them yet, and sometimes I buy into it! Tonight, they'll get an extra special Christmas Eve treat, though. :-)
ReplyDeleteLove the picture of Jelly in the tree! That is Christmas card perfect! Merry Christmas!
Animals can be so sneaky!! When they trick us, we call it getting "Duped" hehe.
DeleteHahaha! This cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteAwe so cute! Oh cats and how they melt our hearts with their purr-cry! Hope you have a wonderful holiday!
ReplyDeleteThey are the love of my life! Merry Christmas! :)
DeleteJelly in the tree is adorable!
ReplyDelete"It's only ten o'clock and you just ate at nine!" this line just about sums up my night every single night of the year, haha. My kitty Cecil is pretty sure he should get food/treats on the hour every hour!
I bet he is good at giving a good guilt trip too, right?? It's hard to say no to their pleading eyes!
Deletehaha...that's a great spinoff! :) and just as awesome cat pictures, the one in the tree though made me think of Christmas Vacation when the squirrel pops out. :) Merry Xmas!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh you're right! Haha! Merry Christmas :)
DeleteLMAO. Fantastic :o) I love the poetry!!
ReplyDeleteHaha thanks Ali :)
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