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Wednesday, August 2, 2017

NYC with my Honey to see Colby!




INTRO:

Hola peeps! I'm going to interrupt my vacation recaps to tell you about a little day trip Paul and I took on Monday! We drove up to NYC to see the Stephen Colbert Show! 

Paul and I love Colbert and we DVR him every night. We always watch his monologue. As far as other segments and celebrity interviews, we watch what interests us and fast forward the rest. Colbert makes us laugh so hard, and he has become one of those shows that feels "homey" to us.

HOW I GOT TICKETS:

One night a couple months ago, I simply googled, "Stephen Colbert tickets" and it took me here. That's where you can choose the date you want to request tickets for. (When typing up this post, I checked it and looks like all the dates listed are sold out, but don't let that deter you. Keep checking back, because the two times I checked to get my tickets, they weren't sold out!)

After you request the date, you can reserve up to 4 tickets I believe. At that point you are considered on the waiting list and they email you when you are on the "priority" list. That means you have tickets for the show.

We had tickets for a show back in June, but the taping got cancelled. (They let us know about a week ahead of time.) So I reserved tickets again and got them for the 5:30 taping on July 31st. This taping was not cancelled and it was the one we ended up attending!

RECAP OF OUR DAY:

NYC is only a 3 hour drive away, so we left Camp Hill at 10:00. We didn't hit any traffic on the way there, not even outside the Lincoln Tunnel. I think it helped that we got to the tunnel around 1:45, a relatively slow time.

I reserved a spot in a parking garage less than half a mile from the theater. It was $50 to park, which is a lot, but it was much cheaper than taking the train.



I know what you're thinking... you DROVE in NYC? Yes! I have driven in NYC several times and it honestly doesn't bother me, as long as I have Paul to help navigate! I just take my time, and if anyone gets mad about that, they can just fuck off! That's my NYC driving philosophy: FUCK OFF!



When we got to the Ed Sullivan Theater around 2:45, there was already a line. I showed one of the audience coordinators our tickets and our IDs. They gave us a wristband and told us we'd be getting inside shortly. I thought they were lying, but they weren't. We really did get inside about 20 minutes later! It was a process though. There were metal detectors and dogs!








Unfortunately, once we were inside, there was more standing and waiting. But at least now we were in air conditioning... and there were TVs for us to watch some highlights from Colbert!





A little after 4:00, they began letting us into the theater. The theater is very small. There were only 11 rows on the floor! (Not sure about the balcony as we were not up there.) Seeing the Colbert set was SO FREAKING COOL. It was weird... it was like we were in our television or something! Soon, the warm up guy, Paul Mecurio came out. He did the normal audience warm up type things and interviewed/made fun of some audience members. It was all in good fun. Then, before we knew it JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN (the resident house band) came out and treated us to a free mini concert! 

As much as Jon Batiste annoys me with his random hooting and hollering during the show, he is an AMAZING musician and I like him as a person. I could just do without all the hooting you always hear on TV!

Then Stephen came out! IT WAS SO FREAKING SURREAL WHEN HE RAN ONTO STAGE!!! They didn't even announce him, he just ran on while the band was playing. The crowd went nuts. My ears were ringing!

Stephen did a quick Q&A with the audience, and then before we knew it, it was time to tape the show!

Now you're probably wondering, WHERE ARE ALL OF THE PICTURES, MEGAN? Well, the audience coordinators were very clear that there should be NO CELL PHONE USAGE while in the theater. No pictures, video, calls, texts, NOTHING. Don't even get it OUT. And you know me, I'm a rule follower! I didn't see anyone get their phones out, so it seemed like everyone was following the rules.

The following pictures I am going to post are pictures of my television screen at home! The show we watched being filmed was aired (except for a couple segments I will tell you about later) that night. Of course we DVR'ed it and YES we can see ourselves in some of the audience footage!


I circled us. Very fuzzy!

 Do you see Paul!?

Here you can see us both!

First up was the monologue, which is my favorite part of the show. It was so surreal to see THE Stephen Colbert, just 20 feet in front of us, doing his monologue!



 He sang a parody of Bohemian Rhapsody due to the firing of THE MOOCH.

Then there was about a 5-10 minute break. Stephen sat at his desk and a young guy sat next to him to go over the next segment. (I assume.) During the breaks, Jon Batiste and Stay Human would rock it out. They even came down into the audience. Jon Batiste jammed out on his Melodica RIGHT BESIDE ME.

The first guest was Matthew McConaughey. Now, this would excite most women, but I have always DESPISED McConaughey! He is SWARMY and he thinks his shit doesn't stink. I really want to inform him that his shit, indeed, DOES stink!


The McConaughey interview was pretty long, and then during the next break, they rolled in a little office set onto the stage so Colbert and McConaughey could do a skit together. I'm sure I would've enjoyed the skit more if I liked McConaughey! But the audience really liked the skit. Honestly, this is something Paul and I would have fast forwarded at home!



The next guest was Vanessa Bayer from SNL. Even though we don't watch SNL regularly, I knew who she was and it was a fun interview.



At this point, we thought the show was over, but while the camera wasn't rolling, Stephen informed us that we were in for a HUGE treat because they were taping a segment that would be airing later in the month. Who could it be!!?? I kept hoping for Hillary Clinton!!!! It was not Hillary buuuuut it waaaas....

DAVE CHAPELLE!

PAUL IS A HUGE DAVE CHAPELLE FAN!!!!!

I looked at Paul and he had freaking TEARS in his eyes when Chapelle came out! I was sooooooo happy for Paul. So freaking happy for him!

The Chapelle interview wasn't long but it was really funny! He is doing a bunch of shows at Radio City Music Hall, so that's what he was promoting.

After that, Stephen informed us again that we were in for a treat because Liam Gallagher (formally of Oasis) was there to perform two songs for us! They would be aired in a future episode. Now, I'm not a Liam Gallagher fan but Paul is! Again, he was sooooo happy!

One thing I was impressed about was that EVERYTHING was done in one take, and also everything moved along very fast. There was no dilly dallying on the set.


Another thing I wanted to mention was how freaking LOUD it was in the theater. When the audience was cheering, my ears were ringing. I actually wished I had ear plugs. The band was really loud too- louder than any concert I had ever been to. The next day, while I was watching TV, my right ear started making like a jack hammer sound. It happened for about 30 seconds and then stopped...

And with that, the extra long show was over! We left the theater in a daze. It was 7:19 already! Wow, time flew!


We had no problems getting out of the city or getting home. We rolled up to our house a little after 11:00 to two kitties who missed their mommy and daddy!

It was a very quick, whirlwind trip, but I'm so glad we went! We love Colbert, and being there was even cooler than we ever could have imagined!
Do you watch any late night shows? Which are your favorite?

Did you ever attend a taping of a TV show? (I saw The View twice and I was even on it!)

If you could spend the day in NYC, what would you do?

What is the craziest city you have driven in? (BOSTON, HANDS DOWN!!!!!!!)

18 comments:

  1. awesome re-cap of your adventure! love to read these! My husband and I love Colbert too - he is just so spot on all the time with what he says!
    We used to DVR Jimmy Fallon, because he really is funny, but it was overwhelming with how many shows he does. We couldn't keep up!
    I would definitely go to some museums, like the Guggenheim, MET, MOMA and the Natural History Museum - we watch "The Strain" and they were in the Natural History Museum in one episode and it made me want to go there!
    I agree with you about Boston being a crazy driving city - about 20 years ago, I worked for a recruiting firm in Philadelphia and they opened an office in a suburb of Boston so I spent about a month helping them staff it. I would get a rental at the airport each week and when I would drive to my hotel, I noticed that people would drive on the berm of the road (or the side of the road). They would create another lane! it was nuts!
    Kristen

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    1. Okay I found out what was going on Kristen! Sometimes your comments go to my spam folder!!!!!! I'm on it, don't worry. Your long one about the hotel was in there too. I'm sorry about that I will check my spam folder more regularly from now on.

      Oh I would love to go to some of those museums too. I have never been to an NYC museum... We wanted to go to DC this summer to the American History Museum again but time just got away from us.

      Boston drivers are the worst! And the roads make no sense. Last time I was there, I got a ticket sent to my house from the Mass. Dept. of Transportation... apparently I made an illegal U-turn... MY GARMIN TOLD ME TO!!! lol.

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    2. cool, thanks!! by the way, I love Matthew McConaughey - I don't think he is cute or anything, I just think he is so interesting. I love his sayings (alright, alright, alright!) - and he is a terrific actor. Did you watch the first season of True Detective on HBO? He was AMAZING in it, it was truly fantastic work. Kristen

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    3. I did watch that season of True Detectives and I am going to say something you won't like- I feel like he plays the SAME character in every movie! Oh well, we were bound to disagree on something. We're still friends!!!! :) ;)

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  2. I agree, driving into NYC really isn't that bad. I've done it several times and I've even parked at the Hoboken ferry and taken it over ( which is actually a bit easier).

    I'm sorry to say that I've never watched Stephen Colbert and wouldn't be able to pick him out of a crowd nor would I know any of the guests you mentioned except Matthew McConehaughy and I agree I'm not really a fan ( ever since he played such a jerk on SATC!..haha). NYC trip are always fun, glad you two had a great time and Paul got to see a special guest!

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    1. He was on SATC? I am going to have to google that! I am sure I will remember what episode it was once google reminds me... OH DUH HE PLAYED HIMSELF HAHAHAHA! I'm an idiot.

      Do you like any other late night shows or are they not your thing? We never watched any late night shows until Colbert came along, which is funny because we didn't watch his show (The Colbert Report) when it was on Comedy Central. I think Paul and I were just looking for something we could both watch and enjoy together, and this turned out to be one of those things. We have really different tastes in television shows!

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  3. This is so cool and so amazing!! I'm going to find this episode and watch it online.

    I am so happy that you got to see the Colbert show and that Paul got to see Dave Chapelle! that made me a little teary eyed when I read that part! so amazing!!

    I used to tolerate McCaunaghey, until he said that we needed to support the president.. I kept thinking "Dude! your wife is from Brazil!!" I know that doesn't mean much, I always have higher expectations of people.

    I know I said it before, but I used to LOVE The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson! My dream was to attend a taping of his show, but then he quit. I tried to get tickets, but his show is in LA, and I couldn't afford the flight. I got to see him when he came to Harrisburg a few years ago. I laughed to hard that I cried.

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    1. Awww good, I am glad I could convey how happy Paul was to see Chapelle. :) I'm iffy on the "support the president" type of comments. I mean, I DO want him to do a good job for America, but obviously Trump's idea of a good job for America is different from mine! So like, I can understand what some people mean by a comment like that, as in wanting America to do well, but no I can't just blindly support someone who is dangerous!! Does that make sense? I am so glad you got to see Craig Ferguson!!!! I have never, ever watched him. I can sort of picture him though...

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  4. I love that you got to go to NYC and see the Colbert Show! Even if you had to drive in NYC and parking was expensive, I think you both got a great deal considering Dave Chappelle was on the show! You really lucked out with that. I've never attended a TV show taping just because we don't really have many TV studios around the Southeast but if I lived closer to NYC or Hollywood I would definitely consider it!

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    1. I agree it was a good deal! I think parking + tolls was about $70, and then of course gas $$. But still, less than $100 to go to NYC and see our Colby!? Great deal!

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  5. OMG, how fun! We would love to see a Colbert taping. I agree w/ you about Matthew. I think he is very smarmy but also I think I might have enjoyed the skit because I love to not love him and I can't look away. Does that make sense? I am total agreement w/ Paul on Dave Chappelle and Oasis! Love them both. Those pics are the best! What a fun day for you guys.

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    1. Yes, I know what you mean. There are prob people I love to hate too. I can't think of one but when I do I will let you know!

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  6. Wow, fun!!!! That is so cool that you got to go to the show! I have been to a couple of shows being recorded when I was in California. It's so unreal. Good for you for driving in NYC! I feel the same way about the city driving - people can just wait. Alan freaks about driving situations sometimes. Screw it, don't stress it. I agree, driving in Boston was pretty crazy. We went the wrong way down a few streets. Eek!

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    1. Oh cool what did you see?? Paul gets flustered easily too. He got majorally flustered but I didn't include it in my blog post because he wouldn't have liked it!

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    2. It was Wink Martindale hosting some sort of money game show, which we'd never even seen on TV - "Debt". We also saw a night talk show - I can't even remember who the host was! (it was back in the '90s...)

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  7. You should totally get Fallon tickets! I bet they are free as well. I wonder how far NYC is from you? Lots of options... driving, train, bus trip... You can also park in Hoboken and take a ferry over Meranda says. Do you know I saw Jimmy Fallon perform at my college and then I got his Coke can and drank the rest of it? I still have it in my basement.

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  8. That sounds like such a fun taping -- so awesome that you and Paul got to see Dave Chapelle. That would have been the highlight for me too (aside from the monologue). I feel EXACTLY the same way you do about Matthew McConaughey. That alright alright alright thing ... UGH. Those car commercials... give me a break!

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    1. I'm glad I found others who shared my disdain for Matthew. I don't understand why anyone finds him good looking!

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